Mila Kunis Quotes

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.

I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

I'm just not very funny.

I don't think I'm funny.

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Indonesian people don't get satire; that's the thing. There's no thought in our humor.

I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.

I never thought I was funny.

J. makes me laugh. He's incredibly dry and has a pretty harsh sense of humor that I enjoy.

I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor.

Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been just a way to get by, a way to be likable yet to remain removed. When I speak up, it's not because I have any particular answers; rather, I have a desire to puncture the pretentiousness of those who seem so certain they do.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I think I became funny because I grew up in the Bronx. I was small and weak and Jewish instead of large and fierce and Puerto Rican. You need something.

True wit never made us laugh.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.