Joe Rogan Quotes

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

I could never dream of being cool.

I'm not a funny person.

When you say, "I need more confidence," what you're really saying is, "I need those people over there to approve of me." That is the desire to control other people and what they think. The first person who figures out how to do this owns the world.

When I say something funny, I don’t laugh, so my friends are always like, ‘Hahahahaaaa!’ so people know. When I’m not with them, I always think, This person doesn’t know I’m funny; they just think I’m a jerk.

It's rather difficult to think of anybody being really interested in me. But you know, man, I am totally together.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I don't have big anxieties. I wish I did. I'd be much more interesting.

I'm not very funny!

I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass.

Gee, I certainly hope I'm not a scary person in real life. It's not like people run from me when they see me. People are usually pretty nice when they meet me. If they're scared, they keep their shuddering to themselves.

I'm just not very funny.

I don't think I'm funny.

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

I think I'm funnier in my writing than in person.

I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.

I never thought I was funny.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.

Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?

It's interesting, a lot of my friends and family thought that was the moment I kind of showed everyone my humor; the silly side of me that friends and family know, so that could be what people were responding to. I have a big sense of humor, and people who know me know that silly side of me, so moving forward, I think it gives me the freedom and confidence to do more of that.