Funny Bone Quotes

A joke is a very serious thing.

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was just to be an actor, not necessarily a comedic actor. I wasn't that guy who struck out with women so he became really funny, and that's when the women started to like him.

Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun.

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

Humour is...the all-consoling and...the all-excusing, grace of life.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

I think I have a natural, if I can say that, got a kind of natural ability in comedy.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

I think Ive got a pretty good sense of humor.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

A sense of humour is common sense dancing.

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

Humor is hard, hard, hard. And if you fail with humor, you don't fail halfway. You drop the ball humor-wise and everyone notices.

I watched 'The Neighbors' when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, 'You know, I like this show. If they're ever looking for somebody, I'd like to work with them.'

Good taste is the enemy of comedy.

Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.

I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy.

I am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or she did that was remotely funny than I am to be mused by somebody declaring this isn't funny, that isn't funny, this sucks. If you want to write humor, you're going to have to get used to that.