Andy Roddick Quotes

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I do not look at myself every morning and think: 'Oh, my gosh, I am so perfect, so beautiful, so talented.' No, I like to make fun of myself.

I don't gossip about myself.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

Well, when I was six years old I decided, not that I was going to be, but with my usual modesty, that I was a writer.

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

Clearly I am a person who suffers from a lack of ego.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

No, I don't see many movies. I don't even see my own movies.

No one has ever accused me of being ambitious.

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get.

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.

I don't think I'm funny.

I would describe my dancing talents as incredibly deep.

I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when someone else does.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

It's not about ego. Really. If it was ego, I'd be telling you about my awesome... oh, never mind.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

I thought I would be governor of Massachusetts. I stood on a pile of my old albums and said, 'I'm the only one with a record to stand on.'

Nobody's ever gonna accuse me of being a singer, but I can sing.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.