Christopher Hitchens Quotes

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

I thank you in advance for the great round of applause I'm about to get.

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.

I really like being able to laugh at my own jokes.

Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

If nothing else, I'm a decent quote.

I'm in a class by myself, along with people like Rod Stewart.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.

I have a surfboard that says 'Linda Hunt Choice TV Actress: Action.' I am an action star! I don't know what that is about, but I like it.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write.

Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

No, I don't see many movies. I don't even see my own movies.

They called me the sexiest economist in America, and that was years ago, when I had hair and body mass and my teeth were shiny.

I'm really great at making terrible analogies.