Megan Amram Quotes

A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it.

The fact that anyone would find me sexy is very, very flattering, but ridiculous. I so don't believe it. But I'm flattered. Truth is, I don't lift a finger to look sexy. Ever.

Clearly I am a person who suffers from a lack of ego.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

I have not taken my good looks seriously from the beginning. When I would be teased by my friends about my looks, I would just make a self-deprecating remark and let it pass.

I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.

I'm just not self-deprecating.

If I get dressed up, and my boyfriend says, 'You look gorgeous,' I kinda feel funny. I don't know if I'm particularly comfortable with being attractive.

Me personally, I don't think I'm even hot enough to be getting dissed.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

Sexy? Me? I'm too shy.

Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed the sexy bit.

Like, I feel like I'm funny, despite the fact that I keep getting rejected by people less funny than me.

I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

I am in perfect health, and hear it said I look better than ever I did in my life, which is one of those lies one is always glad to hear.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I mean, I am pretty fabulous. Am I not?' 'You're a pillar of fabulosity in the community,' I tell him.

I am not handsome or sexy. Of course, it's not like I am hopeless.

Humor comes from self-confidence.