Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

The crowd paid little or no respect to every player out there tonight.

You know what I have noticed? And this is really sad. Flying first class is less scary than flying coach. They speak to you and they're so nice to you and they want to help you and they know you want a drink before the plane takes off. And they bring it to you without asking. If you're sitting in coach and hoping for a drink, good luck.

If you expect me to buy something where all I can sense is carelessness, actually I think that is personally offensive.

At United, I will dedicate myself to making our airline flyer-friendly.

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

I don't get no respect, no respect at all!

I deal with my guests the same. I just love them. I deal with the issue as it is. There's no issue that can't be overcome. I don't tolerate disrespect of themselves or of me. And dishonesty. Those are two things that upset me. Don't tell me you said something or did something and you didn't. I'm very clear. I warn them early. There always comes a moment when you don't like me!

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

We have the best customer satisfaction record, based on Transportation Dept. statistics, of any airline in America, the fewest complaints filed per 100,000 passengers carried. So you're not just getting low fares, you're also getting wonderful customer service.

Most budget airlines anywhere in the world are going to leave you dissatisfied after using them.

I would not have had that happen to you. Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.

Hey!" I exclaimed, seeing the total. "They're charging me retail. Glenn!" I complained. "They can't do that." I shook it at him. "I shouldn't have to pay retail!" "What did you expect? You can keep that. It's your copy." I sat back in a huff and shoved it in my bag with my sticky scarf as he typed his slow, painful way through my report. "Where's this human compassion I keep hearing about?" "That's it, baby doll," he said, voice smoother than usual. He was laughing at me.

The awful thing is we don't respect each other.

A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more leg room in the womb.'

If you don't respect each other and let it lie, it can be embarrassing or really frustrating.

I'm pretty irreverent. There is a lot of need to find humour in life. Although I'd never be as disrespectful to laugh at someone's expense.

Are you crazy? The last thing you want to do is make a scene." "Well, I'm gonna make a movie if you don't show me some respect.

Most big companies don't like you very much, except hotels, airlines and Microsoft, which don't like you at all.

True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.

Service to many leads to greatness-great respect, great satisfaction. Success is not having to wait until someone goes to Hong Kong before you get a camera.

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.