Margaret Cho Quotes

There's nothing like watching Dr. Oz and working out at the same time; you feel like you're the healthiest human being on the planet.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

A nice quick workout is the stairs; it takes me five minutes to do 24 floors.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have a personal trainer who comes over at least four times a week and kicks my butt. I get so sore that I can't even walk.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

I like doing weights and cardio and some jump rope.

I'm healthy - for a gymnast.

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.

Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to.

I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.

I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.

Every day, there's something that makes you go, 'Is this Funny or Die?' That can't be a real headline.

I am lucky enough to be married to a personal trainer. He's able to whip me into shape pretty quickly.

I'm not going to party. I'm going to go do something that will make me break a sweat.

I like to stay in shape.

I've really been enjoying The Bar Method because I'm not a sweaty mess when we get to my favorite part of class - the end.

I had to learn to jog because I run like a fish. All my friends found the thought of me running on screen hysterical because I do absolutely no exercise.

I have had a lifetime love affair with all types of dance. Pole dancing was always just for fun until we had a pole installed at 'The Girls Next Door' house, then we started taking it a bit more seriously and got into using it for exercise.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

I love to do Pilates, Bar Method, and spin. I'm addicted.

For much of the year, you're just trying to maintain your fitness. It's not often you get a lot of time to really concentrate on improving it.

I run in a local park two or three times a week. I probably should do more than I do, but I also do weight-lifting along with that cardio.

I love to do cardio. I like to run and sweat a lot, and I think that's quite helpful.