Erma Bombeck Quotes


The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.


Citations

Bombeck, Erma. A Marriage Made in Heaven... or Too Tired for an Affair. HarperCollins, 1993.

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Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
  • Born: February 21, 1927
  • Died: April 22, 1996
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Journalist

Erma Louise Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her syndicated newspaper humor column describing suburban home life from 1965 to 1996. She also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.