Erma Bombeck Quotes
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Citations
Bombeck, Erma. A Marriage Made in Heaven... or Too Tired for an Affair. HarperCollins, 1993.
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Erma Louise Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her syndicated newspaper humor column describing suburban home life from 1965 to 1996. She also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.