Jasper Carrott Quotes

I am a very bad cook.

I'm a terrible cook.

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.

I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs.

I can't cook to save my life.

I can't cook to save my life. I'm a disaster.

Everything I touched in the kitchen turned out crappy, no matter how closely I followed the recipe or copied the cooking show.

I can't cook.

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.

You wouldn't know it but I'm no good at... cooking. My chef does that.

I do cook whenever the time permits. But my daughter Isha is a much better cook than I am.

I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook.

Neither me or my wife are any good at cooking.

I am a very bad cook. I can never make proper Indian food.

If I'm really honest, I can't cook. I'm, like, the worst, worst, worst cook in the world.

I think cookery shows have become so sophisticated, and everyone's so marvellous at it, but there are people like me who aren't into the cooking malarkey, who still don't know how to boil an egg for three minutes.

I am terrible at making food. I love eating, but I can't make anything.

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

My poor cooking is legendary among my friends.

I don't cook, but I would love to learn.

I can cook a little bit. I can cook a few Spanish dishes. But, in movies, it looks like I cook much better than I cook.

I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.

I have so many friends who don't know how to cook.

I'm not very bright about money. I'm not domestic either. If I don't learn how to cook, maybe I won't have to.

It came to me that the one thing I could do was cook. And I figured I couldn't do any worse than the people running these places around town.