I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.
Clean plates don't lie.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
I don't have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.
Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.
I worked in restaurants the first half of my life.
The dishwasher is the best invention in the world, I didn't grow up with one so it's my prize possession in the kitchen!
I have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs.
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
People want to imagine that I have this amazing life. That I never change nappies, unload the dishwasher or have to wait in for the plumber, and that's OK, but the reality is I do do all these things!
You emptied the top rack of the dishwasher but not the bottom, so the clean dishes have gotten all mixed up with the dirty ones - and now you want to have sex?
