Anne Wojcicki Quotes

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.

I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results in a $35 fine, and one is nonsense.

If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have much less driving.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

I doubt if any of them would even intentionally double-park.

I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but the drive was even closer. Besides, I found it aesthetically satisfying to defy municipal code.

I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot.

If police officers routinely issue tickets for the most serious traffic offenses, they'll be treating drivers of all races, sexes, and ages equally.

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

I have gotten so many tickets. I hope I don't get my license revoked.

Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.

Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off a few Parking Tickets. They will come back to haunt you the next time you see a Cop car in your rear-view mirror.

I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past. I use my skills to get out of tickets.

You go to traffic court in many locations throughout the country, and you can spell justice - J-U-S-T dash U-S. Just us.

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?

New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentence if your ringer plays a Latin-themed novelty song.

I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.

A work in which there are theories is like an object which still has the ticket that shows its price.

Don't park... Arrival is the death of inspiration.

The more tickets you have in a lottery, the worse your chance. And it is the same of virtues, in the lottery of life.

Every time you buy tickets on Ticketmaster, you help to digitize a book.