Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.
What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentence if your ringer plays a Latin-themed novelty song.
I cannot emphasize just how dangerous it is cycling in the city. Especially now. Even though it is against the law to do this, you'll see people texting while they drive.
Anybody who speeds thinks they can outsmart the cops.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
If you don't want a speeding ticket, don't speed.
If police officers routinely issue tickets for the most serious traffic offenses, they'll be treating drivers of all races, sexes, and ages equally.
The Lord Chief Justice of England recently said that the greater part of his judicial time was spent investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn and each stationary.
When I was born, the speed limit was two miles an hour. They'd only just repealed the law where a man had to walk in front of every motor car waving a flag.
Speeding obviously is illegal. I know that's not what you're supposed to do.
I get parking tickets all the time.
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.
His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.
