Driving Offense Quotes

I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.

The last time I was pulled over was in 2005. I was going 55 in a 35 mile per hour zone - which I don't understand because you can barely even idle at 35 miles per hour. Anyway, I was ordered to go to traffic school. It was an 8-hour class and really painful.

I got a car when I was 16. I didn't even have a driver's license.

Well, actually yes, in 1988. There was a warrant for me because my assistant hadn't paid a ticket of mine.

When I was in the U.S., I was caught by the cops for speeding and charged a fine of 200 dollars. I didn't have so much money then - I was still a student - but I certainly didn't want to spend a night behind bars. I called a few of my friends frantically and they bailed me out of the situation.

If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.

Speeding obviously is illegal. I know that's not what you're supposed to do.

I don't have a license, but I do drive.

I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.

Always have two radar detectors. One to see if there are any cops around, and the second one to make sure there aren't any cops around.