Varun Grover Quotes

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes.

I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.

I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I write jokes.

Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian.

I've been doing comedy in New York since 2007.

The job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but a lot of my interests are in politics so I'm going to use that.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

Stand-up comedy - I love this job, and I gotta tell you, folks - knock wood - it's been working. 'Cause I was one of those kind of people, even when I had a regular job, I couldn't even call in sick right. You know, I was like, 'Hello? Yeah, I can't come in today. I have scurvy.

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

I'm here to make people laugh and help them forget their troubles, too! So I just try to bring heart and bring jokes!

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.

The jokes I used to do on 'Sex and the City' were always comic character things, and they were rarely hard jokes. As soon as you go up in front of people, it demands laughter.

I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

I always knew I wanted to do comedy. I like making people laugh.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

When I talk to Steve Martin, he's joyful when he talks about comedy.

If you do a sketch, that's a very short narrative. Stand-up, it's bit-to-bit, minute-long narratives.

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.