Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.
People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
So, yeah. Our cat was a goddess. What else is new?
There's a lot of cat videos. Cats are just hilarious.
My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more.
I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.
I love the funny and sweet moments I have with my cats, Jake and Frank, so I'm honored to be celebrating these moments at the Catdance Film Festival.
I am primarily a comedian. Sometimes I also do comedy about my cats. Now unless you find metaphors in cats, there is nothing political about those and I love doing such jokes as much as I love doing political content.
