KATHERINE RYAN

I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules.

I highly recommend reading the book 'Confessions Of A Video Vixen.'

I don't think I spoke to anyone apart from my daughter for the first two years of her life.

I always tried to fit in, so I was a cheerleader with the orange skin and white-blonde hair, and Hooters was part of that.

Regressing back to an infant state is nothing to be proud of. Rich Americans don't drive themselves, don't cook, don't do their own nails/hair/make-up, don't shop, and I suppose all they've got in common with rich British people is that they don't raise their own kids, either.

I've always been attracted to comedy that was really close to the line and made people a little uncomfortable, because that's where progress comes from.

If I've got a confidence problem, it's that my self-esteem is entirely too high.

I wanted to be liked when I was younger, which I think a lot of us do; I'm not ashamed to say it. I was a product of my environment, a product of my culture.

I feel like I'm always on the right side of wrong and trying to shout out for the underdog.

Justin Bieber is a lovely chap.

In Canada, we just have rich and poor, but we don't constantly remind poor people about it.

The Kardashian family have earned their place as an American dynasty.

People who like my stuff and know what my agenda is have never mistaken me for being racist or poking fun at the wrong thing.

I love paying people to touch me. Nail techs, hair stylists, dermatologists, make-up artists, osteopaths: you name it, I love it.

Alice Levine has great unique style and beautiful red hair.

When I think about women of color and their place politically in the world and culture... they've had two layers of just garbage to overcome. To me, a black woman is a woman-woman.

The more you mess with texture and colour, the worse your hair is going to feel.

You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity.

I don't worry about whether or not people like me.

Isolated incidents have lateral, lasting implications.

I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.

I'd never say something that I didn't feel I could defend.

I don't know that I'd be a comedian if I stayed in Canada.

Our attention spans have been reduced by the immediate gratification provided by smartphones and social media.

I'm very careful not to tell a joke just to get a reaction.