Jokes Quotes

I'm fascinated by comedy.

The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.

I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.

JaVale McGee is one of the smartest guys I know. Like, he's a nerd, plays with gadgets, and is into technology. He's funny - he's got crazy jokes, and his timing with jokes is really funny. You have to be really smart to think the way he does.

Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke.

I prefer sayings over jokes.

When people make fun of us, it's fine. I get it.

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

If someone could get off a good joke every ten days I think our troubles will be over.

[To his then-Press Secretary:] Give me some jokes for my statement on behalf of retarded children.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

No more Nixon jokes. He’s a sick man.

If I'm getting on an airplane or anywhere, really, I have a lunch box and stuff. It's a running joke with my friends and family - everyone gives me lunch boxes for Christmas.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

Yeah, I am fun loving. I do crack jokes at times too.

My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.

There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.

In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was just to be an actor, not necessarily a comedic actor. I wasn't that guy who struck out with women so he became really funny, and that's when the women started to like him.

There is no Algorithm for Humor