Jim Butcher Quotes

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.

The sight of women talking together has always made men uneasy; nowadays it means rank subversion.

The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.

Women and gay men have something in common after all: in that they are trying to deal with this goofy egotistical monster called a man.

I want men to stop calling me a queen and treating me like an imbecile.

Light weight ... Yeah buddy!

[the best advice about women] was from Robert Evans. The line was in his book, but he told me, "When it comes to a woman's mind, I know nothing."

Let the men do their duty & the women will be such wonders; the female life lives from the light of the male: see a man's female dependants, you know the man.

And here I was thinking you were a bit slow, what with so much asking and not knowing anything.

Without honoring Whores, we cannot truly understand and transcend the dynamics of violence, destruction and ignorance fostered in our cuntfearing society.

Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

Dad somewhat enjoyed being called gay. He said it made women want to prove the assertion wrong.

Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.

The arrogance of men never ceases to amaze me. You all think everything has to do with you, and every woman has to desire you.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You take a girl when she really gets passionate, she just hasn't any brains. -Holden Caulfield

Like, I mean I don't even know why you girls bother at this point. Like give it up, it's me. I win and you lose.

Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.

It's sad to think that we've gotten to this, that we actually have to think about how to go about finding a man. But what's even sadder is that some men make you feel guilty for looking.

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!