Relationship Advice Quotes

Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

What's the best way to get a good spouse? The best single way is to deserve a good spouse because a good spouse is by definition not nuts.

When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands.

Marry a widdow before she leave mourning.

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

You can date whoever you want, but you should marry the nerds and the good guys.

A man never got a woman back... not by begging on his knees.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

a short cut to matrimonial unhappiness is not to have the same taste in jokes!

My parents' example of a loving, caring relationship, I think, has affected my songwriting a ton and allowed me to start writing love songs that people could connect to without sounding like you're being cheesy, because they're coming from a real place, something that I saw coming up. I think they're a huge influence on my songwriting.

I could never give relationship advice to anybody!

The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

Young men not ought to marry yet, and old men never ought to marry at all.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

When once married people begin to attack me with, 'Oh! you will think very differently, when you are married,' I can only say, 'No I shall not'; and then they say again, 'Yes you will,' and there is an end to it.

Dear young people, don't be afraid to marry. A faithful and fruitful marriage will bring you happiness.

In retrospect, I went to Jane Fonda for literally everything. During Mermaids, we were staying in the same building, so she was right upstairs from me. I was in my first relationship, so I got all sorts of advice. She became famous in her late teens.

Don't ever marry a man who loves his work more than he loves you.

There is nothing unnatural about kissing. If more husbands would learn from the stage and pictures just how to kiss, and then go home and practice on their wives, there would be happier homes and fewer divorces.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.

If love can not keep you together, nothing else can keep you together. And if

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.

I'm not a matchmaker. I'm a horrible matchmaker. I always try. I'm not very good.

I don't have dating tips.