Tina Fey Quotes

Falling in love indicated that your genes were complementary to those of the loved one. It told you nothing about when your personalities and sexualities were compatible.

My mom used to tell me that whatever you do, marry someone who loves you more than you love him.

You fall in love with somebody who fits within what I call your 'love map,' an unconscious list of traits that you build in childhood as you grow up. And I also think that you gravitate to certain people, actually, with somewhat complementary brain systems.

I'm no genius, but I'm real smart in one area - I picked the right mate.

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.

I believe that there is an important part of every human being that is defined in terms of their significant other: how we choose our partner, and how we behave when we are with them. And that is the part that interests me. How that part of the personality is forged doesn't just interest me, it fascinates me.

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.

So many models have cool boyfriends.

Don't get married until you're certain that you're marrying the right girl. How did I know my wife was the one? I'd seen her for a couple of months. I liked her. She was a very creative person and she had a very good grip on politics and business.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

In many instances, mate choice is a compensatory process. In other words, both men and women choose prospective mates by combining their scores on several key attributes.

Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all of the time.

...even though you said yes to the wrong man, I hope that won't cause you to say no to the right one.

We love each other, that’s true whatever it means, but we aren’t good at it; for some it’s a talent, for others only an addiction.

I am not against marriage -- I am for love. If love becomes your marriage, good; but don't hope that marriage can bring love. That is not possible. Love can become a marriage. You have to work very consciously to transform your love into a marriage. Ordinarily, people destroy their love. They do EVERYTHING to destroy it and then they suffer. And they go on saying, 'What went wrong?' They destroy -- they do everything to destroy it.

Married men make the best husbands.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

I think I'd want to have an affair with a Montgomery but marry a Taggert.

Men are not very good at loving, but they are experts at admiring and respecting; the woman who goes after their admiration and respect will often come out better than she who goes out after their love.

I think if you love someone, you think that they're out of your league, of course. I go for the full package though, you know, like not everything is based on looks. I go for talent and funny.

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.

Great men don't nessarily make good husbands.