J. D. Salinger Quotes

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

You men,' she says. 'You durn men.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

There are some people who still feel threatened by strong women. That's their problem. It's not mine.

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.

The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Women are liked better when they lose.

Den Mother! Scatterbrain! A real pain in the ass!

In the public eye, girls and women with strong perspectives are hated. If you're a girl with an opinion, people just hate you. There are still people who are afraid of successful women, and that's so lame.

I hate a mess.

I stopped trying to think about how the UFC operates. It's like trying to understand a woman.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this poor guy in the background with his collar up. You know he's just gonna get ruined by women.

I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as "all righty" and "yes indeedy" and hundreds of others.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

A woman knows very well that, though a wit sends her his poems, praises her judgment, solicits her criticism, and drinks her tea, this by no means signifies that he respects her opinions, admires her understanding, or will refuse, though the rapier is denied him, to run through the body with his pen.

And for that one moment of freedom you have to listen to all that love crap... it drive me nuts sometimes... I want to kick them out immediately... I do now and then. But that doesn't keep them away. They like it, in fact. The less you notice them the more they chase after you. There's something perverse about women... they're all masochists at heart.

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane