Mark Twain Quotes

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

I think the hard part is over. Now it's time for us to play.

No man is greater than his respect for sleep.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

Relaxing, going on vacation, sleeping, having fun when I want, golfing when I want, do whatever I want - I am going to enjoy it.

There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.

The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.