Ron White Quotes

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

I'm a cigar aficionado.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times. My father used to smoke cigars. I love the idea and the concept, and I love the smell of cigars.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

I'm a cigar person, I don't smoke one every day, but I used to smoke them, and I had my own cigar at one time. So, I'm fairly knowledgeable about that.

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

A good Havana is one of the best pleasures that I know.

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.