Erma Bombeck Quotes

I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy.

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.

The cockroach and the bird were both here long before we were. Both could.

You’d be surprised what a person can live with,” Dan said.

Take a good rest, small bird," he said. "Then go in and take your chance like any man or bird or fish.

Sloth is the fastest-growing lifestyle movement in the world, and that's because it is completely doable. If you embrace sloth, it's the last thing you'll ever have to do again.

I love sleeping. If there was an Olympics for it, I'd take gold. I'm Cuban. We love to sleep.

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.

For me, survival is the ability to cope with difficulties, with circumstances, and to overcome them.

Success and rest don't sleep together.

Don't force things to happen. You can work towards things and keep yourself open to things, people, and opportunities, but you can't and shouldn't try to control everything. Also, if you haven't noticed so far, I think sleep is really important.

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going.

Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.

Plough deep while sluggards sleep.

When a man sleepes, his head is in his stomach.

Early bird Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird And catch the worm for your breakfast plate. If you’re a bird, be an early bird— But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

The troubles came and I saved what I could save. A thread of light, a particle, a wave.

I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'

Rest, rest, rest, rest, rest. Nutrition is obviously very important, but rest is equally important. At rest is when your body is trying to recover.

You can't cling to the side your whole life, that one lesson every parent needs to teach a child is "If you don't want to sink, you better figure out how to swim

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

The oak fought the wind and was broken, the willow bent when it must and survived.