Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I stay in my pajamas until I have to leave for work.

I'll sleep in my clothes sometimes. I sleep in my clothes all the time, actually - in my coat. I just hate getting changed for bed; I like the idea of falling asleep in a natural way.

As I recall, I was still dressed when I fell asleep." "Just making sure you were comfortable." "And making yourself equally comfortable, I see.

There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes

Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.'

It seems perfectly simple and inevitable, like lying down after a long day's work.

I like to be completely exhausted when I go to bed, so if I worked out and I had a long day, that's enough for me. Then I get on the bed and oof! So nice.

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.

I think I'll sleep now.

I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patience for them anymore! I think I'm becoming increasingly lazy.

I have about 100 pairs of pajamas. I like to see people dressed comfortably.

I would rather be lying in a bed than changing one.

I'm drawn to the path of least resistance.

Fatigue is the best pillow.

When I wake up in the morning, the one thing I think about is being comfortable and wearing enough clothes.

Sleep! I feel the need of it, as never I thought any dwarf could , riding is tiring work. Yet my axe is restless in my hand. Give me a row of orc-necks and room to swing and all weariness will fall from me!

Well that's what Andy wore to bed. You know, the oxford button-down Brooks Brothers shirt that he's been wearing all day and his big long socks. He'd just take off his jeans and his boots and go to bed. Then he'd change into a fresh ensemble after he had breakfast the next morning.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

People who are close to me know, they so know that there were days when I was so tired that I would fall asleep anywhere. The onset photographer has pictures of me falling asleep everywhere. Like on chairs, on the floor, in the middle of a set, all curled up. There were times when crew members didn't know where to find me, but they knew I'd be curled up in a ball somewhere.

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

Pajamas are good for the soul.

Throughout the day I often ask myself, Could I fall asleep right now? and the answer is always a resounding yes.