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If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

People have always had a fascination with the supernatural going back to the beginning of time and with vampires in particular. This phenomenon is not new.

Vampires were an excellent springboard. I still love them; they fascinate me.

As you study vampire legend throughout history, it goes back to almost every culture. South Africa, Indonesia, crazy places have that legend and that idea of immortality.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn’t read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

It's cool to play a vampire.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

Crosses?" "Definitely" "Why?" "Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?" "So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross.

nobody could catch a vampire on a motorcycle.

Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!

She snuggled back under the blanket with me, turned toward me so that she could rest her head on my chest. “I hear your heart,” she said. “Do you check every once in a while, just to make sure I’m not undead?

Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you." Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Vampires are people too!