Jeaniene Frost Quotes

Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn’t read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time.

Vampires are people too!

You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished." -Bones

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

The vampire thing always works for some reason. Always works.

For my part, if the audience wanted to see Dracula again, I would be happy to reprise the role. It is an immortal character that can appear anywhere because it lies beyond time. Possibilities are endless.

Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.

I was the vampire Lestat again. I was back in action. New Orleans was once again my hunting ground.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

It's cool to play a vampire.

A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.

I think vampires have gotten maybe a little bit silly in the last years where they're all wearing crushed velvet and reading poetry and making sweet love to their victims, you know, it's not really all that scary.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!