Night Creatures Quotes

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It’d be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

All writers are vampires.

I had four siblings. We were hiking all the time. But camping? No. I don't like the idea of the creatures at night.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

There will be hoards of vampire bats descending on Beverly Hills.... We'll see if they can find any real flesh to puncture. I don't know.

Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!

I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

You know, what's popular? Okay, vampires are very popular. Let me make my vampire movie. I'm not saying you can't make a vampire movie. But if you're going to do one do something crazy. I mean don't just get a bunch of, like I said, models and make them into vampires so you'll get an audience. You know maybe get some ugly vampires for a change.

I was the vampire Lestat again. I was back in action. New Orleans was once again my hunting ground.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Vampires can do whatever they want whenever they want, like fly around all the time. Plus, girls love vampires. Maybe they don't want to admit it, but they do, which is a plus.

Vampires were always able to transform into creatures of the night. The dark creatures like bats have always been associated with vampires and using the darkness to their own advantage.

I think vampires have gotten maybe a little bit silly in the last years where they're all wearing crushed velvet and reading poetry and making sweet love to their victims, you know, it's not really all that scary.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through.

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said.

The vampire thing always works for some reason. Always works.