Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

I think vampires have gotten maybe a little bit silly in the last years where they're all wearing crushed velvet and reading poetry and making sweet love to their victims, you know, it's not really all that scary.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

The vampire thing always works for some reason. Always works.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

I've loved vampires since I was a kid, or loved a lot of the vampire movies that I saw. Anything with sharp teeth, really. I remember you could get those fake vampire teeth, and I remember just keeping them in all the time.

It's always been strange to me that someone can say they're a vampire fan. I'm not a non-fan, but it's such an unusual thing to be a fan of. That's like saying, "I love zombie movies! I just love 'em! They're my favorite!" That's more of a psychological problem than being an actual fan.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

It's cool to play a vampire.

You know, what's popular? Okay, vampires are very popular. Let me make my vampire movie. I'm not saying you can't make a vampire movie. But if you're going to do one do something crazy. I mean don't just get a bunch of, like I said, models and make them into vampires so you'll get an audience. You know maybe get some ugly vampires for a change.

It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!

Vampires are a genre now.

I'd rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman.

Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone.