Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

Vampires don't live at all," she points out, "neither do we." She has me there. "Fine, I'll go. But when Kurt leads his minions in a march around the cemetary with our heads on sticks, don't say I didn't warn you.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopless a thing as it might have been.

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

It's cool to play a vampire.

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

…We were born vampires." "I thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s an easy technique, but what would be the point? When you eat… now what is it you eat? Oh yes, chocolate… you don’t want to turn it into another Agnes Nitt, do you? Less chocolate to go around." He sighed. "Oh dear, superstition, superstition everywhere we turn.

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Vampires were an excellent springboard. I still love them; they fascinate me.

As you study vampire legend throughout history, it goes back to almost every culture. South Africa, Indonesia, crazy places have that legend and that idea of immortality.

I like vampires.

There's something about death. It's like trying to understand our own mortality and immortality. That's why society is so into things like vampires, because they don't die. Well, why don't they die?

I was the vampire Lestat again. I was back in action. New Orleans was once again my hunting ground.

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn’t read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?

Vampires are people too!

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!