Terry Pratchett Quotes

You can't trust a vampire, trust me

The histories of vampires and people are not so different, really. How many of us can honestly see our own reflection?

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

Vampires are people too!

If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

Vampires don't live at all," she points out, "neither do we." She has me there. "Fine, I'll go. But when Kurt leads his minions in a march around the cemetary with our heads on sticks, don't say I didn't warn you.

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

I was the vampire Lestat again. I was back in action. New Orleans was once again my hunting ground.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said.

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.

Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn’t read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?

Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

It's cool to play a vampire.

Vampires!!! What a time to be caught without a turtleneck!

Really now, search your soul, lovie-is the vampire so bad? All he does is drink blood.

If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopless a thing as it might have been.