Eddie Izzard Quotes

I'd like to see someone try to make Cush Jumbo up. It's my real name.

I have a name,” I grumped, my stomach pinching me harder. “Yes, but it has no pizzazz. Ra-a-a-a-chel. Rach-e-e-e-eel,” he said, trying it out in different ways. “No one will tremble in terror at that. Oh my God!” he said in a high falsetto. “It’s Rachel! Run! Hide!

The stupidest question I get is 'Is Goldberg your real name?' I tell people, 'No, my real name is Killer, but I wanted a much more menacing name, so I picked Goldberg.'

The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports.

I fare the best when I'm in dangerous situations.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

I've always been in danger, but I don't mind.

What's your name?" "Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?" "Wanted." "By all the girls or just the law?

People want somebody to be a daredevil, even if they're not going to be a daredevil themselves.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny.

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

Well, hello. My name is Lin. But if you're dyslexic, call me Nil.

Evie replied with an eye-roll. “Do you think you can manage to not steal anything while I’m gone?” “The only thing I’m trying to steal is your heart, doll.” Sam smirked. “You’re not that talented a thief, Sam Lloyd.

Lunch." I said. "Immediately. I'm going to wither away to absolutely nothing. Then you'll be racked with guilt." "I doubt it.

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

I was sitting on a plane that is traveling towards Seattle. And the guy next to me turns and says to me Hey, you going to Seattle?. Nope, San Francisco... I'll be parachuting off in about an hour. Here's your sign!

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

Strict seriousness was far more dangerous than any joke.

I have been a bit of a risk-taker all my life.

Answer my question, Dresden,' Nicodemus growled. 'What is that?' 'A precaution against getting stuck in deep snow,' I said. 'He's training to be a Saint Bernard.' 'Excuse me?' Nicodemus said. I mimed covering one of Mouse's ears with my hand and stage-whispered, 'Don't tell him that they don't actually carry kegs of booze on their collars. Break his little heart.

It's a little dangerous to be a badass.