Bill Goldberg Quotes

Candice is the original spelling of my name. I changed it to Kandyse when I was really young and first starting out in the business as kind of a joke. I didn't realize it would stick! I did consider changing it, but then it seemed too confusing, so then I asked them to change it back. Not too soon, however!

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Unfortunately, Poots is the name that I've been graced with for my life, but it's not short for anything - apart from Imogen Poots.

I'm not a real blond... Shocking.

In credits, I'm 'Michael' sometimes now, but people know you as something, so there's no point fighting it. 'Squiggle,' you'll always be 'Prince,' and 'The Rock,' just accept it. I want to move on, but not that much. So I'm still known as 'Johnny Vegas.'

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting to go by a different name, and then it just kind of stuck.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I never have really become accustomed to the 'John.' Nobody ever really calls me John... I've always been Duke or Marion or John Wayne. It's a name that goes well together, and it's like one word - John Wayne.

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

I'm the easiest person to make fun of.

My real name is Lauren.

With my humor, I end up offending everybody!

'Mahershala' is my nickname.

My real name is Uzoechi Emenike.

People sometimes call me Wolf.

I'd like to see someone try to make Cush Jumbo up. It's my real name.

Chantelle Brown-Young is my real name. Winnie is my nickname that I was given as a teenager, and it has stuck with me. I've combined my real name and my nick name to create 'Chantelle Winnie.' My alter ego, where I seek confidence when I model, is 'Winnie Harlow.'

'Shaggy' was a nickname before it was ever a stage name. I have no problem with it.