Demetri Martin Quotes

When I look down, I miss all the good stuff And when I look up, I just trip over things.

I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don't think I have ever been as klutzy as when I'm on set. People call me 'Grace' ironically because I'm not graceful. It's ridiculous.

I don't know if it's shocking, but I'm the world's biggest klutz. I have been dancing since I was 3, and I have modeled, and I have good balance, but you wouldn't know it. Hanging out with me, I do everything from spill food on myself to trip up stairs. I'm the queen of that, most definitely.

I'm very clumsy, so there's been a lot of times I've tripped in front of girls I'm in love with or spilled food all over myself.

In so many areas of life, I'm a spaz and incompetent.

I'm the most uncoordinated clumsy, klutzy person. I always had a bruise, I always tripped and fell.

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

I'm very ditsy and a klutz. I've been known to walk on stage and fall over my dress.

I am terribly clumsy, so there is a plethora of walking into lamp-posts, falling over, dropping things, and ruining sofas.

If I have a drink in my hand, sometimes it accidentally falls in the direction of the person.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone.

I'm a klutz, through and through.

I have been black and blue in some spot, somewhere, almost all my life from too intimate contacts with my own furniture.

I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.

I've always been clumsy, the one who knocks glasses over.

People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.

Unfortunately, there tends to be an easy way of doing things in life and the Haskell way. As a 12-year-old I knocked my front teeth out while chasing a friend in the rain. I'm the type who offers to serve wine at drinks parties and accidentally pours it down one of the guests.

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

You'd think I walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls.

Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I've turned up to costume parties in the wrong costume. I've made social faux pas a plenty. I've put one foot in front of the other and fallen over.

When I dance, I look like I'm a dad at a prom. I never grasped my limbs. Ever since puberty I've just kind of felt like we don't understand each other.

Anna followed, keeping a sharp eye out for things he might back into or over. She wondered if Isaac did this all the time-and, if so, how he avoided getting photos in the paper with captions like "Local Alpha Trips Over Child" or "Wolf Versus Street Sign, Street Sign Wins.

There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot!