Noel Coward Quotes

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka.

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

Shaken and not stirred.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest-lived.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor.

I love cocktails. My specialty drink is a gimlet with a little egg white in it so it gets frothy. I really like rose water - sometimes I'll add it to champagne.

I wanted to be a bartender for a bit.

Russians really needed a product that would be not as strong as vodka and not as feminine as cheap sparkling wine, so Martini was a good solution.

My brother and I worked in eight bars as the brother bartenders.

If there is a specialty cocktail I enjoy, it's the Moscow mule.

I have a glass of wine. Red. Generally when I'm cooking.

I like to set up bars at my parties so people can make their own cocktails and mix and match and teach each other different things.

The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

I like big drinks that aren't afraid of the alcohol in them. Not big in size, but in flavor, and the way I can allow myself to enjoy them is by making them in very small quantities. I make tiny glasses of very big drinks.

The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of formal ceremonies.

If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?” I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. “It’s a drink,” he said. “You’d think I wouldn’t be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they’re surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.