Rachel Maddow Quotes

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it.

At times like this, adults need a drink

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor.

The only things that the United States has given to the world are skyscrapers, jazz, and cocktails. That is all. And in Cuba, in our America, they make much better cocktails.

There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.

Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka.

My favorite bar in New York City is called Milk and Honey, a great cocktail bar.

I'm a whiskey drinker, but Cesaro is a coffee drinker.

I'm not a red wine guy.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini.

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Shaken and not stirred.

Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by people who want to destroy themselves with alcohol. When you look at it that way, it's not that much fun.

The cocktail party - as the name itself indicates - was originally invented by dogs. They are simply bottom-sniffings raised to the rank of formal ceremonies.

L'alcool est le monarque des liquides, et porte au dernier degre l'exaltation palatale. Alcohol is the prince of liquids, and carries the palate to its highest pitch of exaltation.

If I was drunk, I wouldn’t be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians.” “White what?” I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. “It’s a drink,” he said. “You’d think I wouldn’t be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they’re surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.