Left-Right Spectrum Quotes

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

There are things that some Democrats say I agree with and some things that I disagree with. And it's the same with the Republicans.

Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

There are too many political moderates in America.

In time the Democratic party will fade away and we will have a capitalistic party and a socialistic party.

Politics swings like a pendulum.

There is only one party in the United States: the Property party... and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat.

I'm not a Republican, and I'm not a Democrat.

We're seeing quite a lot of people who really would like a return to class-based politics.

The 2016 election unquestionably deepened the divide between liberals and conservatives.

So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. The super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing.

It's awfully hard to get into the head of a liberal. Instead of logic and reason, they are drawn to emotions and feelings.

I have no love for the Republicans, but the Democrats drive me absolutely crazy.

I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.

In the United States, commentators recognize that, generally speaking, most people who hold liberal positions over a range of issues will likely vote Democratic, while most people, again generally speaking, who hold conservative positions will vote Republican.

The attitude of the Democrat Party is that wherever there are Republicans they are so bad, they are so discriminatory, they are so racist, they're so bigoted, they're just such reprobates that we can't afford to let them have any say whatsoever in what's happening.

I'm an avowed centrist, and I believe that - centrism is often - it's almost the wrong word to use, because it's often seen as sort of splitting the difference between right and left.

Admittedly, no Republican can get elected statewide in California anymore, but nor can what we think of as, nationally, the Democratic Party. There are no Joe Bidens running; it is not working-class Democrats vs. liberal Democrats, or whatever their division is these days. It is Hispanic Democrats vs. Asian Democrats.

I say Republicans aren't right all the time. Democrats aren't wrong all the time - now, maybe most of the time, but not all the time.

Historically, Democrats have been far more united than Republicans when it comes to policy, ideology and public debate.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

What we ended up with, from Bill Clinton onward, is a status quo party and an 'undo the system' party, where the Democrats became the status quo party and the Republicans became the 'undo the system' party.

The fight is always the same within the Democratic Party, isn't it? The more things change, the more they stay the same.