Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?
How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?
Hitler suffered acutely from meteorism; perhaps he did not suffer so acutely as those around him, since meteorism is uncontrolled farting, a condition exacerbated by Hitler's strictly vegetarian diet.
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
I suffer from IBS so I'm severely constipated at all times.
Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.
Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff
I don't feel so good." Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me." she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
When you have a stomach ache you don't tell your stomach to go away.
If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.
I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.
Did you eat something that didn't agree with you?" asked Bernard. The Savage nodded "I ate civilization.
It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins
There are men who would be afraid to commit themselves on the doctrine that castor oil is a laxative.
