I enjoy crude behaviour and language. I revel in it.
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Vulgarity shouldn't pass off as humour.
Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.
I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
I'm pretty gross. When I talk I can be gross and crude.
The pleasantly crude 'Hall Pass' reminds us of what's been missing from movies: Those squirm-inducing moments in comedy that produce enough discomfort that, at points, what we're watching is half a heartbeat away from a horror film.
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.
What are you doing now?” Al questioned, listing heavily as he tucked another one of those bottles under his arm and staggered for the cot half hidden behind a curtain. “Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is.
I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.
A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity.
Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.
My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.
If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple.
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.
I can see! So this is the sky! So this is blood! So this is the world! So this is what you look like, Komamura. You are uglier than I thought." -Kaname Tousen (I'm sorry to say but this quote had me laughing so much XD)
Everything has gotten vulgar and out of line for children to watch. It's more of a swearing match.
It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog.
I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way?
