Noel Fielding Quotes

Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

Civilised my syphilised yarbles.

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

Ram it up your poop chute.

My mother won't tolerate any four-letter words.

I love profanity, but I think if it's used too much, it just sounds a little trashy. I think it's more effective when it's dropped intelligently. I like intelligent profanity.

I'm not any good at foul language or anything like that.

Oh, by the way, I tend to use a lot of profanities. I do that for a reason: I like it.

I began in an era where four-letter words were not allowed.

Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You've got to be boisterous to get results.

I don't like swearing on the air. As a matter of fact, I'm not a prude, but... I watch HBO and some of the comedy stuff, and I'm constantly asking myself, 'Why have we gone there?' It seems like it's unfortunate. It's so cheap. It's so easy.

I think cursing is a bunch of malarkey.

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.

The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.

It's a sin to swear.

Certain things were deemed to be offensive. It was usually bad language.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

Gutless chickenshit!!!

I never heard of such a vile, profane man.

The Nation’s most conspicuous vulgarian

With all due respect, Mr. President, you are an asshole.

It is obvious that "obscenity" is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means "anything that shocks the magistrate.

I find a lot of swearing in films. And I guess that shows my age. But I also feel that where they say those words, they could just as easily have written other words.