Frank Zappa Quotes

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

Gutless chickenshit!!!

Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

Shut your noise, you old c***!

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

If no words come, you can always give him the finger.

You freaking, flippin’, moronic frat boy!

Then why don't you go and ---- yourself.

I am here to tell you my father was right. You are a raging f..kwit. Now f..k off.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

I can swear like a fishwife.

You damned infernal old scoundrel.

Scum!

Tell him to go to Hell!

What a bastard!

On paper, swearing takes on a different attitude. It can make you sound very angry when you use it a lot.

I don’t have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)

Now sod off back to your own world, you motherless scum, and save your threats for those who care.

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

You ain't worth a greased lack pin to ram you into hell.