derogatory remark Quotes

You're going to women? Don't forget your whip!

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

Whether you agree with Trump or not, you can't deny he looks like a piece of pizza with the cheese off. It's just what it is.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

Ram it up your poop chute.

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.

Lamar, I don’t know what you smoke down there in Tennessee.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

There's only one man I've called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle-Murray.

If you want to put somebody down, analogize them to the n - - .

I didn't come in here to argue with a woman with big hair

To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

The only thing that is pathetic... is you.

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!'

No offence Mitch, but you look like s*****." "I feel like s****

You're dumber than you think I think you are.

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

For God's sake, Marks, do you think anyone really wants a glance at those dried-up matchsticks you call legs?

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.