David Eddings Quotes

mentally deranged …. A hideous hermaphroditical character .... the blind, bald, crippled, toothless, querulous Adams

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!'

Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

No offence Mitch, but you look like s*****." "I feel like s****

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

For God's sake, Marks, do you think anyone really wants a glance at those dried-up matchsticks you call legs?

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

The bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

The Syrians are sons of bitches.

The dumbest fucking guy on the planet.

Barak Obama is a son of a whore.

I've been called every name in the book.

To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!

... trash talk ... Washington floats on a river of aspersion.

Insults are engendered from vulgar minds, like toadstools from a dunghill.

Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker)

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery.