Jenny Lawson - Knock-knock, motherfucker.

Knock-knock, motherfucker.

Topics

Citations

Lawson, Jenny. Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things. Flatiron Books, 2015.

Related Quotes

Shawn Michaels

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

J. D. Salinger

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.

Stephenie Meyer

Go jump off a cliff, Leah.

Stephenie Meyer

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

Darren Shan

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

Anthony Daniels

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

Joe Pesci

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Lyndon B. Johnson

When you tell a fellow to go to hell, you’d better make sure that you can get him there.

Fiorello H. La Guardia

You’re a thug. Now get out of here and keep away.

La Guardia was a very short man and he had gone up to the much larger “poll watcher” and ripped his official button off his coat. The Tammany Hall political machine would appoint thugs as poll watchers to intimidate the voters. If the poll watcher was an "official" voters thought that they might have access to the ballot information and know whether or not they voted for the machine candidates. Their presense was often sufficient intimidation to assure party line voting by most people.

Daniel Handler

Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

Darren Shan

Now sod off back to your own world, you motherless scum, and save your threats for those who care.

Dwayne Johnson

Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)

Jon Stewart

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

D. J. MacHale

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

Alex Ferguson

I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

You do know I am my father’s son, right? People don’t talk to me that way and live. (Syn) Oh, like I fear you. Never. Besides, a fight might dislodge whatever has crawled up your sphincter and bring back the much nicer version of you. (Shahara)

Anthony Horowitz

Then why don't you go and ---- yourself.

James Packer

I am here to tell you my father was right. You are a raging f..kwit. Now f..k off.

Pat Burns

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.