Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.

Who can refute a sneer?

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

You are a daft race. Begone!

Half-brights consider it comedy gold to congratulate anyone they dislike for 'winning the Kentucky Derby!' The only thing more bracingly original to not-smart people is: 'Stay classy!'

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

My dad called me meat head dead from the neck up.

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Sarcasm is always at someone's expense.

I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.

You Jig, you amble, and you lisp.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

She is laughing up her sleeve at you.

[Carter just asked when I became a ram whisperer. Do shut up, Carter]

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!

Don't be ridiculous, please.' The most insulting words in the world!

Your great puddin' of a son don' need fattin' anymore Dursley, don't worry

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

Scratching could not make it worse, an't were such a face as yours were.

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.