Uncoordinated Movement Quotes

It was Osgood-Schlatters. It wasn't good. It's a growing pains thing, and I had to have a lot of treatment on it. I just shot up immediately and didn't have any kind of physique to deal with it physically. I was tall, all arms and legs, and a bit gangly.

I got really tall really quickly. I grew nine inches in one summer, and I was sort of like a Great Dane puppy, flopping around all over the place.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

I'm a freewheeling flower-child falling down the stairs constantly.

I can't walk in heels at all.

You should have seen me at 14, with braces and glasses, gangly and doing ballet!

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

I was really gangly and uncoordinated as a kid. I couldn't even do a cartwheel.

My hockey is good, but my ice skating is terrible. It's a bit of a mess to watch!

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

I was under the false impression that I could sing in high school, so I did a lot of musical stuff. I can't sing or dance, so that was entertaining for everyone.

I'm the most uncoordinated clumsy, klutzy person. I always had a bruise, I always tripped and fell.

I think if you have a really big, heavy person, there's a feeling of an invisible puppeteer jerking them around in space. They don't feel like they are moving themselves.

They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things they do incorrectly.

I'm not someone who can dance to a song I don't like.

The only time I am not talking is when I am dancing. I look like an electrocuted octopus.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.

Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult things like drive cars, Jet-Ski, and lip-synch. I’m in awe of their little limbs, their large craniums, and their medicine-ball asses. I love the little baby steps they take while shifting their weight from side to side, and the fact that when you knock one over accidentally, he flails like a turtle on its back that can’t get up right away.

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

It takes skill to sing bad and dance bad, because there's a certain amount of unawareness that people have when they can't sing and they can't dance, so I have to say that it is a challenge!

I've been blessed with a lot of things in life, but God did not give me rhythm. Still, I love to dance - which past girlfriends always found hilarious.

My audiences who love me don't mind me dancing with two left feet.