Rachel Brosnahan Quotes

I have been called the human jukebox, yes. But karaoke is not meant for people who can sing!

Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'.

We're entertainers, not just singers!

Musicals are just funny to me.

It's funny - it's called 'The Voice,' but I sure as hell didn't have the best voice on the show. I'll admit it.

I'm a much better singer than actor, which doesn't really say a whole lot.

You don't want me to sing. I could do a really bad karaoke scene, if I had to, but I'd probably choose to rap.

I don't profess to be Luciano Pavarotti, but I can hold a tune.

I want to entertain.

I can beatbox. Well, sort of. I have one beat that I can do, but people get fooled.

I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

I had a Jackson 5 wig that I would wear around, and I would do, like, the dances from the Jackson 5, and, you know, my mother thought that was hysterical. So of course, that seed got planted very early, the physicality of comedy.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'

My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I'd like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.

I love singing! I was a musical theater girl in high school. We were always singing and dancing around, and just doing little community theaters and high school musicals. Then, when I got to NYU, I focused more on drama.

I love dancing, but I'm not that good of a singer. I sang in punk rock bands in high school and college and stuff, but that mostly involved lots of screaming.

I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.

One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.

According to my grandmother, I started singing as soon as I began talking. I always wanted to be an entertainer. I knew that from the start.

I'm not bad at singing - at least in the shower.

I was always feisty, always that kid that would be on the porch with a hairbrush singing or rapping.

I'm definitely not a song-and-dance guy, and if you've ever heard me sing, you would understand that, 'No, maybe that's not your thing.'