Phyllis Diller Quotes

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.

You have to make your wedding day all about you.

I was, for some reason, born knowing how to get married.

It's axiomatic that all husbands are impossible. But I also think it's axiomatic that women are slightly impossible.

It is really scary. I think it's a natural feeling to have nerves when it comes to a wedding.

I am fully anticipating that something - perhaps many things - will not go according to plan on our actual wedding day. If some of the flowers are wilted, or there aren't enough vegetarian meals, or the priest calls me the wrong name, I will embrace these errors.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

I introduce her as the love of my life everywhere that we go. She introduces me as her current husband. So you can see how the relationship kinda works here.

All I ever wanted was to be a sexy bride, and actually, I think I've turned into a romantic bride.

I'm not really that girl who dreams about her wedding day.

I find the whole ceremony of marriage a bit like going to work. Putting on a lovely dress and make-up, learning lines, someone doing your hair.

Your wedding day is supposed to be your big day, and yet a lot of engaged couples find that instead of creating an event that will be important to them, they're dodging through a minefield of modern etiquette traps.

I'd fantasised about being married since I was a little girl and dressed up in my mum's wedding dress.

Having made all the decisions, I think a wedding day is a day when you want to forget what you are wearing and be in the moment.

I loved everything about my wedding look, but, in retrospect, I would have changed the position of where we attached the veil on my head. Make sure you test a few different placements and styles before the big day to make a clear vision and plan with your hairstylist.

Yes, I would definitely let the 'Queer Eye' - I mean, cameras - follow me for my marriage.

I'm definitely willing to film it for sure. I feel like I've taken people on this incredible journey on 'Total Divas' and 'Total Bellas.' They have seen me cry, get angry, and be so many different ways about marriage. I feel like for my fan base, my Bella Army, I should let them tune in to my wedding.

I do not want my man to be exhausted for our wedding day, especially our wedding night.

I think when wedding dresses are talked about, every woman has a different set of factors in her mind of what it could be because they've been thinking about it possibly for such a long time.

Wedding dress shopping is basically like dating. You pick the one based on how you feel.

The only question a girl can ask herself when their husband chooses to see '27 Dresses' is this: What on earth has he done?

A bride should look at everything she possibly can...just so she can experiment and see what makes her really feel beautiful or glamorous or classical or whatever she desires to be on that particular day.

Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them. 'Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.' With Larry I think it goes, 'Divorced, beheaded, divorced, escaped. Zombie, lesbian, disappeared, inflatable.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.