Ellie Kemper Quotes

When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!

Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding - yikes!

I do not want my man to be exhausted for our wedding day, especially our wedding night.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I am the center of attention in my job every single day; the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that?

I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise a wedding on top of that.

Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring.

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.

A wedding, people decide to get married, it comes out of such love for one another and then women can turn into these other people. They're planning something that's the biggest event they'll ever plan in their lives and it turns them into this other person, so it's not totally the guy's fault that he's feeling disconnected from this person.

I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.

I'm not the marrying type! But if I did get married, I definitely wouldn't be a bridezilla.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

You have to make your wedding day all about you.

Wedding fever is one of the scariest diseases I have ever seen.

What the bride should do is call guests who have young children and say: 'I'd love to have the kids at the wedding, but we won't have room. Would you get a baby sitter, and when we get back from our honeymoon, we'll have you guys over?'

It is really scary. I think it's a natural feeling to have nerves when it comes to a wedding.

I got 'Scandal,' and that was, far and away, the biggest deal that had happened in my career. Simultaneously, the stress from planning my wedding and being in the public eye for the first time, combined with genetics - I got the diagnosis that I had psoriasis, and I was completely embarrassed and ashamed. I felt like a lesser person.

I'm not really that girl who dreams about her wedding day.

It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.